It's me eyes, doc

I was quite pleased with my most recent blog (Frack off!- 21.3.13)) until I spoke to a friend who told me it was almost unreadable due to the many glaring typos. Mortified, I returned to it and, this time armed with a powerful magnifying glass, put right the many errors.

And indeed, that is what has come to. I now carry a magnifying lens everywhere I go: to read my A to Z in the car, in the supermarket to read labels; the list goes on. I have one at work, which I have always used to look at skin rashes. In days of yore I used it more for show (patients always seem to be impressed when I get it out) - now it is essential for me to avoid missing something important; a malignant mole , say.

I am learning to juggle 3 pound coins at the moment. When I started I ran immediately into a major problem: when they fell on the floor I could no longer see them, disguised as they were by the background pattern of my carpet. So I have now painted them white with a black cross to make them more easily identifiable. Maybe that'll help. I'll keep you informed...